How the Orbital Mind-Control Lasers Work

You may have missed the recent announcement by researchers at the FLASH facility in Hamburg, Germany nibbling at Star Trek’s transparent aluminum tech, but even if you didn’t, did you consider the full implications? Luckily, ZPi examines the theoretical basis for concern on AFDB efficacy and generally allays them by enumerating the drawbacks of utilizing the published technique.

There is a misconception among novice paranoids that the so-called “mind-control lasers” control minds directly from their locations in orbit. In reality, these lasers only facilitate conventional psychotronic mind-control coming from either orbiting psychotrons or ground-based stations. But how do the lasers do this?

A recent experiment leaked to the public via Nature Physics — presumably as part of the continuing strategy of conditioning orthonoids to accept a more conspicuous New World Order, as well as morale-disrupting propaganda aimed at paranoids — revealed the shocking truth about how these lasers work — they turn aluminum foil transparent

via Zapato Productions intradimensional

See also: MindGuard

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