Tao of War Photography

Bruce Haley’s Tao of War Photography

subtitled: “Never Ride an Asian Elephant While Wearing Shorts”

Includes:
Observations
Thoughts
Vented Spleen
Profanity
and
Diverse bits of good advice peeking above the sarcasm…

10.  It is said that sudden fright causes people to soil themselves…  I have noticed that sustained fright causes increased flatulence:  fear-farting…   I have also seen Afghan mujahideen run out into a heavy rain of incoming artillery rather than shelter in a small crevice with two fear-farting Western journalists……

30.  You will see the exact same wretched mongrel dog in every third world country you visit…  after a while you will come to believe that it has a passport and is following you from country to country……

54.  Back to war:   if you’ve become adept at dodging unwanted social invitations back home, apply this skill when you’re asked along on a kamikaze mission with ill-equipped teenage soldiers who are hopelessly outnumbered……

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