Tao of War Photography

Bruce Haley’s Tao of War Photography

subtitled: “Never Ride an Asian Elephant While Wearing Shorts”

Vented Spleen
Diverse bits of good advice peeking above the sarcasm…

10.  It is said that sudden fright causes people to soil themselves…  I have noticed that sustained fright causes increased flatulence:  fear-farting…   I have also seen Afghan mujahideen run out into a heavy rain of incoming artillery rather than shelter in a small crevice with two fear-farting Western journalists……

30.  You will see the exact same wretched mongrel dog in every third world country you visit…  after a while you will come to believe that it has a passport and is following you from country to country……

54.  Back to war:   if you’ve become adept at dodging unwanted social invitations back home, apply this skill when you’re asked along on a kamikaze mission with ill-equipped teenage soldiers who are hopelessly outnumbered……

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